To Football Haters-Super Bowl Lovers

For all the football-apathetic but Super Bowl party aficionados out there, here's a friendly reminder that Valentine's Day is just around the corner, so let's strategize the game accordingly.

Let's dive into the Super Bowl spirit for everyone who prefers to "Think Different" and isn't a fan of football but loves the Super Bowl fiesta and the ultimate game-day experience. "Is it in you?" Well, then, this is for you.

Even if you couldn't care less about football, we're totally invested in the celebrity ads, the halftime show (even if it's just for the songs we've repeatedly heard on TikTok - until the Universal thing, of course), and all the milieu. We love dressing up, preparing and eating themed food - you know, "the snack that smiles back" - and making memories. While the die-hard fans are dissecting every single second of the play, we're busy embracing the party, taking selfies, and posting consistently on Instagram as if we're 100% into the game.

First up, let's talk game-day attire, because, hey, "you're worth it." While some might opt for simple gear, we're taking it to the next level with men's jerseys, nice bottoms, donning every team's colors, maybe even face paint, and perhaps a little grease under the eyes to really get into the spirit. We feel "easy, breezy, beautiful" and we're like, “I’m Lovin’ It.”

Then comes the food; snacks must be "finger-lickin’ good”! From nachos, sliders, meatballs, guacamole, chips and salsa, tater tots, chili, the Flaming Hot Cheetos, and hummus for those who like to “Eat Fresh.” But let's not forget about the mouthwatering wings — not the “Red Bull gives you wiiings,” but the buffalo wings! Because we'd like to “Eat Mor Chikin,” right? And of course, the “king of beers” and some good margaritas, you know, to “obey your thirst.”

Now, for all the "football-apathetics" who hate the sport but still upped the Super Bowl party for the aficionados, let's talk real business here: you need to “Think Outside the Bun,” “Think Big” as you must remember that Valentine's is right around the corner, and that is our touchdown time. To everyone who uses the she/her pronouns, you are “The Best a Man Can Get”; and to the he/him pronouns, be “everywhere you want to be”! Yeah, Valentine's Day is the time to “Have a break. Have a KitKat,” meaning, now this is OUR time to get spoiled! 🧡💛💚💙💜

When it comes to the love game, the first thing to consider is who we are spending Valentine's with. Therefore the question is: “What’s in your wallet?” and remember that “Impossible is Nothing". We expect that “Every kiss begins with Kay” and to be surprised with a little something as “Diamonds are forever,” so let's not lower our expectations.

Here's an idea: Let's elevate the game for all our special football fans by sending dirty text messages during the Super Bowl time. You with me? You can say something like: “Live in your world. Play in ours.” or “Got Milk?” — you know, for the next morning “Breakfast of Champions.” Got it? 😈

Set the stage for the upcoming Valentine's celebration during the Super Bowl, and maybe after the big game, you can turn the bedroom into “The Happiest Place on Earth”.

So, as we prepare for the big day — I mean the Super Bowl Sunday, try to set your mindset for a football game that “keeps going, and going, and going…” Try to have fun with Valentine's in mind and enjoy the celebrity ads and halftime show — even if the only song you will be singing to is "Yeah!" Have fun, eat mucho, drink responsibly and “Snap! Crackle! Pop!”

🍻 Here's to everyone uninterested in the football game but fully invested in the Super Bowl experience — "You’re in good hands"; let's make Super Bowl Sunday the perfect prelude to Valentine's Day, so go ahead and "Just Do It"! 🏈✨

P.S: Hey, while I'm personally interested in the ads, I'll admit, I'm not easily influenced by them at all.